S1 EP 11: Everyone's Captain Marcus, and Everyone's Horny

You show 'em Matthew

By the great Olympus Mons that's a spicy meatball of an episode! When the Legio Exo has to fight for their lives on Mars and in the stars, hard choices are made, and everyone finds out how far they are willing to go just to survive. Captain Mahwr-cus steals the show with a last ride that rivals the Undertaker. Or Paul Walker. Too soon? Topics discussed: Going out in a blaze of glory, Niki Minaj, and a fun new direction for the pod. Also super NSFW.

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

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S1 EP 10: Don't Trust Big Glue

When Captain Mahr-kus slips the Exo-cohort some bad mint juleps in the form of a bogus mission, our dudes have to figure out what their new Martian lives are going to be like. Because they've been...ABANDONED. Discussed this episode: zombies, oath takers and breakers, independents studies, drinking, and most importantly: advertising. 

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

S1 EP 9: The Dirty In-between

Totally sane.

When Troupe-de-Exo find themselves stuck on Venus, they decide to make a difference in the world by BLOWING EVERYTHING UP. In this episode we explore the moral complexities of selling humans for food, darkness, Game of Thrones, the New York Jets, and how can anyone truly understand what they would do in a desperate situation. Also discussed: Exosquad

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

S1 EP 8: We Need to Talk about DeLeon

The George Romero/Exosquad project is off to a weird start...

After hitching a one way ticket to the sun, the Exo-Gang takes a detour to Venus. Ever want an Exosquad/American Chopper mashup? DeLeon's got you covered! In this episode we discuss 90s sitcoms, haunting cartoon moments, Tom Hanks, and what is up with Alec DeLeon.

Also: If you have a question you want answered, reach out to us @exosquadgoals and we will answer it on our End of Season 1 recap!

Music Credits:

Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

S1 EP 7: Everyone Must Die

I wanted to use the image from the episode, but how could I pass this up?

I tell you what, them Exo-Boys are in a doozie of a pickle! Their main want in this world is on another one, so they have to hitch a ride on the ol' General Shiva, but thing is, that there ship is flyin' straight for the sun! What happens? Why the dark title? Has the ExoCarrier Resolute sold? Find all this out, and more!

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

S1 EP 6: I Have No Concept of Money, but I Have More Than You

Seriously, the opening to this show is the greatest thing ever. Check it out 

TARGET: EARTH! The Exo-Peeps fall from the sky after a penal detention looking to make a splash, but they end up all wet. Like, they land in a muddy pig sty. Man, I think that might be the first time I've ever got to write that. Pig Sty. So weird. Anyway, Amanda Connor's show rules, STENTOR the ANNOUNC-OR kills it, and we should all be wearing jump suit tuxes from now on.

Music Credits:

Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

S1 EP 5: The Fate of All Villains in Animation

Phaeton's gone rogue again...

Episode 5: RESIST! After a major league space fracas the Exo-Posse lands on occupied Earth to party with Napier and his sewer crew! Chills spills and thrills await in this super special episode! What makes it special? I mean, it's here, isn't it? WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT. 

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

S1 EP 4: That's When He Gets Arrested and Sentenced to Death

"One of us farted Nara, and it was not me"

BLITZKREIG! Again, we're really keeping it super kid friendly with all the cussin' and fightin' going on as the Exo-Posse respond to an all out attack from the Neo Sapiens! Marvel at all the purple! Admire the face shields! Find out 13 creative uses for a forklift as an accessory to murder! Come for the Exo, stay for the toy talk. What's 16 inches and full of plasma? Well you'll have to listen to find out...

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Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone

S1 EP 3: Sub Optimal Level

Everything's fine...

HIDDEN TEWOWRS! The Exo-Bros have the pirates cornered, but will their over confidence be their doom? Probably not, since there are like, 52 more episodes. BUT WE COULD BE WRONG. Discussed are the finer points of orbital bombardment, soothing clarinet music, and the best Fox sci-fi shows of the mid 90s! Listener mail? BOOM. Got that on lockdown!

Music Credits:

Intro/Outro:  Eric Calderone